- I’m going to delete you.
- When my kids question it, I’m going to act like it was your fault and that you are the one with the glitch and it had to be done.
- We are never going to talk about you again.
I’d appreciate if you could stay away from their friends too so that I don’t have to hear about you that way. M’kay? It’ll just get weird when I have to explain that only our iPads have a glitch with you and soon their friends will experience the same thing.
I’d like to say it was fun while it lasted, but honestly, it wasn’t. Just a lot of tears, lava, fire and fighting.